Kiwi shoe polish
What’s wrong with us all? Why don’t we want shiny shoes any more?
What’s wrong with us all? Why don’t we want shiny shoes any more?
The Queen liked your chocolate? Your tonic water? Your wallpaper? Ah, now you have to change the label.
The vaccination rollout was a miracle. But even miracles are over sometimes.
Colours? Codes? It’s Wordle! Except, I’ve seen this before…
Bashful brides or canny cohabitors? Probably neither
Once every household aspired to own one. Now they’re just ghosts beneath our feet.
Fancy a new a halogen lightbulb? Think again.
“What are we going to put on the packaging of this toothbrush?”
“Oh, the answer’s obvious.”
Children’s birthday parties used to be simple. They involved sandwiches cut into fancy triangles. Now, they involve minefields.
They weren’t always men, but they did collect rags and bones. Yes, rags. Yes, bones. There was a use for everything, once. Perhaps we need to remember that.
(...and sometimes from a bus)
What happens when words disappear